LOUNGING POOLSIDE AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY OF DOING NOTHING
Johnny: FINALLY, I get to relax.
Me: Oh, FINALLY??
Johnny: Yes. And Mommy, I need sunglasses.
Johnny: So I can be cool.
Me: You already are cool.
Johnny: But I need sunglasses! AND sunTAN lotion.
Me: Oh, so you don’t get a sunburn?
Johnny: No! So, I can get a sunTAN! I’m going to get a tan like a piece of fried bacon!!
For an Irish Boy, is that even possible?